My mobile phone keeps showing me sets of three dresses on Facebook, some worn by models, four dresses, or occasionally two dresses, worn by tall models, mothers of bride or groom, bridesmaids or other guests. Sometimes barrel shape bodies or pregnant. The text implores - help me choose A B C or D. Let's start with colour. Black Tie At a formal wedding the man wears a black tie, and a black suit. The bride wears white. Not black! That's for funerals. SLIT AND SLUT Cleavage Sometimes two or three dresses or all of them are slit from the cleavage to the waist. You can wear a V neck without showing cleavage. Kate and William, in their wedding clothes. Thigh Slits Sometimes two dresses, in 2025, three or all dresses are slit from the ankle to the waist on one side. Yes, it enables you to walk or dance in an absurdly revealing, tight dress. A bottom-hugging obscene dress, which makes your bottom stick out behind, and your tummy stick out in front. And your wide hips lo...