A Cynic's Translation of What Clothing Descriptions Mean to me. Post 580
When I read descriptions, I often wonder what the truth is. 24 hour chat line - automatic answering service which tells you our opening hours, during which this message is discontinued and all phone ines are busy As New - such a horrid colour and rough fabric and funny cut with long arms and short bodice, too tight to wear, as seen - full of moth holes, do not store with other clothes, only to be worn when trekking in Iceland backless - the reason it's so cheap is we only gave you half the dress fabric beautiful - (private seller) but not beautiful enough for me to want to keep it, (shop) actually we are a shop, but this has no label, no description, we had to say something choose currency - can we please charge you double by going into another currency and charging you a fee classic - completely lacking in any style delicate item - do not wear with jewellery, watches, belts, under any jacket or coat, and do not talk with your hands. Wear once only do not bleach - sorry about the ...