Whatever can go wrong goes wrong comical poem by Angela Lansbury
Whether my day is short or long Whatever can go wrong goes wrong Whether I am early or late Some things you can't anticipate I took great care with what I wore Welcomed those I[d not seen before A friends gave me lifts to my door My door key won't open the door What can I do now left alone? Son's miles away, who can I phone? I call my old friend from next door She pulls, pushes, and three times more We have no choice, it is a pain She pulls and pushes once again At last it opens, and no doubt Friends help, but I'm scared to go out Because I know, days short or long Whatever can go wrong, goes wrong. -ends- Angela Lansbury is the author twenty books, including several books of comical poems, such as Animals Pets and Pests. She has also written books on about writing poetry such as Poetry Workbook, which you can browse of buy from Amazon.co.uk, or Amazon.com and Lulu.com She has also contributed poems and chapters to anthologies edited by Carolyn Street.