Home Alone Without A Scone And Nothing To Wear post 632

Nothing to wear? In the kitchen, I wrote a poem about the problem. 

It's horrible to be home alone

When it's time for tea

And you don't have a hot scone

When you're in in a jam, without any jam

I gave a scream, I've finished the cream!

I have to to go shopping

But first I am stopping

To decide what to wear

The cupboard is full but I am bare

Rows and rows of summer clothes that it's too cold to wear

I can't wear a cocktail dress to go shopping

Or a small swimsuit for buying some fruit

I must pack summer clothes into a suitcase

Ones with short sleeves I do not need

Put them in storage and clear this place

When you're alone, what to do about that?

I grabbed a pink jacket, black purse and white hat

I hurried down to the seven eleven

(In truth it was Tesco, which won't rhyme with heaven)

The man at the till gave a glum hello

And glum goodbye when I had to go

(Home - I'd phoned a friend)

He doesn't care what you wear

Hi job is checking what you spend

I'm back with a choice of crumpet or scone

You're never alone when the kitchen smells scone

I'm feeling good and don't care what I wear

Just my red apron with lots of white sheep

Great idea, early night, I'll go get some tight sleep.

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Pink knitted beanie hat hat from Primark.

Red apron printed with white sheep with black heads, black legs. One black sheep.

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